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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:46
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
What do people with very high IQs do all day?
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why won't Canada build their own fighter jet?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes